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Friday, 12 October 2012

Time To Vote For The Darwin Creationist Twit Award

Posted on 12:13 by Unknown
So the final list of candidates is now complete, albeit with one late entry which was too good to be left out.



Vote by commenting below. By all means canvass for your candidate but only one person, one vote please.



Note to candidates: You should not vote as your vote will not count for yourself but trying to do so might well improve your chances of winning by showing people you think the award is an honour.



Remember, folks, the award if for the best candidate who by a tweet so outstandingly moronic that it helps to reduce the meme of creationism in the human meme pool.



There are 20 outstanding candidates:




































Candidate No.DetailsCandidate Tweet
1 Candidate: @BassimaAlamii



11 July 2012 23:39

RT @MsGrumpy: RT@BassimaAlami: @MsGrumpy @rnistuk u guys are proving YOUR uneducated. I'm gaining the best education. Thanks to God.



Sumitted by: @RosaRibicondior



This candidate has blocked me. If anyone can supply an image of the original, please tweet me a copy @RosaRibicondior



(This excellent candidate seems to have taken his account down. Maybe he's plucked up the courage to read a science book. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume this outstanding piece of self-defeating stupidity has also been disowned.)

RT @MsGrumpy: RT@BassimaAlami: @MsGrumpy @rnistuk u guys are proving YOUR uneducated. I'm gaining the best education. Thanks to God." ◄...

— PUDCAST245 (@pudcast245) July 11, 2012
2 Candidate: @fxmikey



28 June 2012 1238

Why is woman the weaker sex (physically) than men? Why should it be like this? Refutes Evolution!! #atheist #atheism #atheists



Submitted by: @logicalnarwhal



Supporting statement: This was the icing on the cake of one of the more ludicrous twitter accounts. It resulted in a very educational, as i'm sure you can imagine, chat with fxmikey and yecistruescience (or whatever he calls himself these days)... Joy.

Why is woman the weaker sex (physically) than men? Why should it be like this? Refutes Evolution!! #atheist #atheism #atheists

— Mike the Christian (@fxmikey) June 28, 2012
3 Candidate: @SolasCpc



7 July 2012 20:18

@anarchic_teapot @CV4UK @drpaulmorgan Try reading the BIble.Which says that God is eternal, outwith time etc.Read before you assert.



Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan

@anarchic_teapot @CV4UK @drpaulmorgan Try reading the BIble.Which says that God is eternal, outwith time etc.Read before you assert.

— Solas CPC (@SolasCpc) July 7, 2012
4 Candidate: @SolasCpc



7 July 2012 09:31

@drpaulmorgan @KeesEngels @CV4UK @anarchic_teapot Try again.He is self-existent. Not dependent on universe.



Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan

@drpaulmorgan @KeesEngels @CV4UK @anarchic_teapot Try again.He is self-existent. Not dependent on universe.

— Solas CPC (@SolasCpc) July 7, 2012
5 Candidate: @SolasCpc



7 July 2012 09:08

@drpaulmorgan @Crumbsm8 @anarchic_teapot @CV4UKSomething is eternal.We say God - you say matter or nothing.God is more rational.



Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan

@drpaulmorgan @Crumbsm8 @anarchic_teapot @CV4UKSomething is eternal.We say God - you say matter or nothing.God is more rational.

— Solas CPC (@SolasCpc) July 7, 2012
6Candidate: @Absird



14 July 2012 10:33

@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as (cont) tl.gd/iapb9r



(@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as evidence of God. You see it as mere probability. I can't prove something to you that you don't want to believe)



Submtted by: @RosaRubicondior

@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as (cont) tl.gd/iapb9r

—Absird Charles (@Absird) July 14, 2012
7 Candidate: @Absird



14 July 2012 22:50

@VorianK @RosaRubicondior which? A galaxy or Boron?



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

@VorianK @RosaRubicondior which? A galaxy or Boron? twitter.com/Absird/status/…

—Absird Charles (@Absird) July 14, 2012


8 Candidate: @Absird



15 July 2012 01:05

@RosaRubicondior You sir male yourself appear foolish



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

@RosaRubicondior You sir male yourself appear foolish

—Absird Charles (@Absird) July 15, 2012
9 Candidate: @ConversionRadio



17 July 2012 19:07

Darwin earned his living by oppressing black people. @RosaRubicondior



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

Darwin earned his living by oppressing black people. @RosaRubicondior

— Conversion Points (@ConversionRadio) July 17, 2012
10 Candidate: @loadsofducks



17 July 2012 11:11

I find it strange how people give evolution an intelligence as if it decides to grow wings because it decided to fly



Submitted by: 'Wayne'



(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)


I find it strange how people give evolution an intelligence as if it decides to grow wings because it decided to fly

— Mr Duck (@loadsofducks) July 17, 2012
11 Candidate: @loadsofducks



17 July 2012 11:06

@scouse_dot but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?



Submitted by: 'Wayne'



(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)


@scouse_dot but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?

— Mr Duck (@loadsofducks) July 17, 2012
12 Candidate: @JesusEbook



20 July 2012 19:34

@GoldenGoonaz @rosarubicondior There is a universal dating system. #JESUS is so unique that time is reckoned BEFORE and AFTER Him 20-07-2012



Submitted by: @rosarubicondior

@GoldenGoonaz @rosarubicondior There is a universal dating system. #JESUS is so unique that time is reckoned BEFORE and AFTER Him 20-07-2012

— JESUS eBOOK (e-BOOK) (@JesusEbook) July 20, 2012
13Candidate: @txlnghrns80



21 July 2012 15:58

@RosaRubicondior @lavoisier_gthu so did you "evolve" from a monkey?And if so why didn't all monkeys evolve into people? #NoLiesNeeded



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

@RosaRubicondior @lavoisier_gthu so did you "evolve" from a monkey?And if so why didn't all monkeys evolve into people? #NoLiesNeeded

— LJ JOHNSON (@txlnghrns80) July 21, 2012
14 Candidate: @AndrewRNixon



22 July 2012 20:18

@RosaRubicondior You are a temporary cosmic accident, your life is valueless, you have no future - what are you afraid of? #atheism #Honesty



Submitted by:@RosaRubicondior

@RosaRubicondior You are a temporary cosmic accident, your life is valueless, you have no future - what are you afraid of? #atheism #Honesty

— Andrew Nixon (@AndrewRNixon) July 22, 2012


15Candidate: @MMMikeA



02 August 2012

@rosarubicondior Ark of the Covenant and the Commandment tablets, for two. And show me some respect and answer my Q: Science or religion?



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior



Tweeted after repetitive requests to provide evidence for his god which he claimed to have. Apparently this may be seen in Ethiopia. It almost goes without saying that he could not explain how this evidence was authenticated and by whom, and found an excuse to break of the conversation shortly afterwards.

@rosarubicondior Ark of the Covenant and the Commandment tablets, for two. And show me some respect and answer my Q: Science or religion?

— Mike Atkins (@MMMikeA) August 2, 2012
16Candidate: @Yiosue (Joshua Mattocks)



06 August 2012 22:05

@stooshie @j_mills116 Physical evidence of Noah's ark has been found in Turkey. Great vacation spot.

(@yiosue @j_mills116 Totally debunked. Even if that were true there wouldn't be enough room for the food for the 14 pandas alone.)

@stooshie @j_mills116 Lost their appetite in awe.

Submitted by: @@stooshie



(A couple of tweets taken together make this an outstanding candidate)

@stooshie @j_mills116 Physical evidence of Noah's ark has been found in Turkey. Great vacation spot.

— Joshua Mattocks (@Yiosue) August 6, 2012




@stooshie @j_mills116 Lost their appetite in awe.

— Joshua Mattocks (@Yiosue) August 6, 2012
17Candidate: @QahtaniAziz



18 August 2012 10:53

In order to sense #motion, you must be away from the moving object #Soul #Life #Death #People #Atheist



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior



(This must explain why we know a vehicle we are in is accelerating/decelerating then)

In order to sense #motion, you must be away from the moving object #Soul #Life #Death #People #Atheist

— Abdulaziz-عبدالعزيز (@QahtaniAziz) August 18, 2012
18Candidate: @Women_Of_Jannah



01 September 2012 16:13

You believe that we evolved from fish/ape and you think I'm insane! Don't make me laugh!!! #Atheist



Submitted By: @RosaRubicondior



No comment could give any more support to this candidate that the tweet itself hasn't already provided.

You believe that we evolved from fish/ape and you think I'm insane! Don't make me laugh!!! #Atheist

— Women of Jannah (@Women_Of_Jannah) September 1, 2012
19Candidate: @DebunkEvolution



08 October 2012 17:58

#Evolution is obviously nonsense. Does air make creatures invent wings? LOL! http://t.co/IbRS4psp #science #atheism #truth #Jesus #fact



Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior



Two things to note here:

  1. The total lack of any understanding of what evolution is or how it works, which, with the wealth of information available, can only be wilful or feigned.

  2. The lack of confidence necessitating the inclusion of the magic hashtag '#fact' which Creationists believe turns a doubtful claim into a real fact.

No link to the actual tweet as @DebunkEvolution is so confident in his/her claims that his/her account is protected. Instead we'll have to make do with a screen clip from my Tweetdeck.
20Candidate: @jtrubo



12 October 2012 15:39

athiest u are such idiots. u believe intellgent desine by monkys but notGod ??



Submitted by: @Omnisvalidus



Nice line in spelling for someone who feels confident to pronounce an entire body of well-established science wrong and scientists idiotic.


athiest u are such idiots. u believe intellgent desine by monkys but notGod ??

— josh (@jtrubo) October 12, 2012




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