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Thursday, 15 March 2012

A Bedtime Story For Christian Children

Posted on 15:12 by Unknown
This nice little bedtime story for children is from the Bible. It is almost guaranteed to make your children grow up respecting priests and loving God.



Once upon a time in the city of Jericho there was a spring without any water, so no one could grow any food because the ground was too dry. So the men of the town told a kind priest.



The priest decided this was because the water was sick so he told the men to go and get him some salt which he sprinkled on the ground where waster should have been coming from. Somehow that did the trick and the water was healed.



Then the priest went out of the town gates and some children teased him because he was bald so the priest made two bears come and eat forty two of the children. The children's mummies and daddies didn't mind because they probably thought their children deserved to be eaten by bears for teasing a kind priest just because he was bald.



Then the kind priest went away and live happily ever after. The people of the town still remember how kind he had been to them and the wonderful things he did.



(2 Kings 2:19-25)



Good night children. Sweet dreams!



Tomorrow we'll have a story about a special fire for burning people in if they are naughty.
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